We here at USDemocrazy are starting a new weekly 'Caption This' series.
This week we kickoff our series with The Man of the moment.
From riding on horseback shirtless through the Russian tundra to boldly moving Russian troops into Crimea - the notorious Russian President Vladimir Putin is always in the news.
The writer of the wittiest, funniest, or most creative caption for this winking Czar will be named in next week's Caption This contest.
Have at 'em!